Total Medals Earned: 1,063 (From 142 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,235 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Finish 10 Levels
Finish 20 Levels
Get 45 shields
Get all shields
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Escape!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/285 points)
Hold a Wheelie for 5 seconds
Hold a wheelie for 15seconds
hold a wheelie for 30 seconds
hold a wheelie for 90seconds
hold a wheelie for 60seconds
Medals Earned: 15/21 (135/500 points)
Change the wallpaper
Visit Newgrounds
Visit 9gag
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I hate it when this happens
Make the cursor fabulous
Medals Earned: 12/30 (65/500 points)
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Stun 500 enemies
Slay a thousand
Get all Arcane Spells
Bag o' bones
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (90/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover