Total Medals Earned: 988 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,570 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (45/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 4/4 (85/85 points)
Break into the Lab
Play Survival Mode
Make it halfway through the Lab!
Beat the Final Boss!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/160 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (105/110 points)
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (245/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 18/21 (190/205 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game